I am never prepared for the transition from winterspring to summerspring in Los Angeles, but your song has softened the blow.

In today’s EOD roundup, on the 10th anniversary of the Iraq invasion, George W. Bush’s Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld tweeted that “all who played a role in history deserve our respect & appreciation.” Twitter users had some…thoughts on that statement. Priceless thoughts that needed sharing.

Says the girl who wants her wedding “to be like a soundtrack in a movie.”

Look, I want my life to resemble “The Notebook.” I’m a complete sap who fantasizes about tripping on the sidewalk and being caught by a dog-carrying Ryan Gosling. I’m living in a dream world, but even I’m not as cheesy as 19-year-old singer Miley Cyrus, whose wedding plans will definitely sent you straight to the closest bathroom stall for a brutal vom session.

Well ladies, as the old saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, especially when you’re following a friend off a bridge. Did I get that mixed up? Well Ellen followed Miley’s lead right into fashion police headquarters, where they were both promptly arrested. Luckily Ellen had just enough time to snap a picture and share it on twitter.

It’s trite to criticize 19-year-old singer and newly engaged Miley Cyrus, but her recent comments about her “stubborn little b*tch” dog who eats diamonds should not go ignored.