10:25 am, June 4th | by Amy Tennery
On a scale of Things I’d Like To Be Doing, competing in a pageant falls somewhere between jamming a fork in an electrical socket and raising a hive of hyper-intelligent mosquitos in a studio apartment.
I say this as a kind of disclosure, in the spirit of fairness — pageants just aren’t my thing. Even so, I have a proposal: Let’s get rid of the Miss USA pageant. It’s time.