In today’s EOD roundup, we explore why Hillary Clinton is not too old to run for president in 2016 and how suggestions that she is have sexist implications. In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton just gets better with age, like a fine George Clooney.

In today’s EOD roundup, I recognize that while I’ve been on some bad online dates (a guy once brought me to the restaurant his ex-girlfriend worked at because he wanted her to see us), they pale in comparison to Mary Kay Beckman’s experience: the 50-year-old’s date, Wade Ridley, broke into her house and tried to kill her. Beckman is now suing Match.com for $10 million.

In today’s EOD Roundup, a Florida woman found her estranged husband in bed with his girlfriend and retaliated by pooping on his kitchen floor. Look like someone had a case of the ol’ Al Rokers.

She’s here, she’s sad, and she Needs To Be Healed (by a dude).

First lady Michelle Obama has the love of heart-on-her-sleeve poppy songstress Taylor Swift, but perhaps not the utmost admiration of up and coming boy band One Direction. The group of Irish-British lads, who croon the catchy hit, “What Makes You Beautiful” (yeah, it’s on my iPod, don’t hate), reportedly denied the FOTUS’s invitation to the White House’s annual Easter Egg Roll. I’m not even a teenager and I want to attend that!