Drama with a capital D.

Why do people love Jennifer Lawrence so much and hate Anne Hathaway?

Brace yourselves America. It sounds like Tina Fey has no desire to host the Oscars, despite the wide open opportunity to show Seth MacFarlane how it’s done.

In today’s EOD roundup, a feminist film critic defends The Onion’s satirical tweet that called nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis the “c-word”: “What shocked me was how incisively it cut through the utter bulls*it about how women (and girls) are treated by our culture.”

In today’s #watwc, someone needs to re-watch Beasts of the Southern Wild and the “Whip My Hair” music video, ways to get revenge on a doctor that makes you wait past your scheduled appointment, the things Diablo Cody has stuck in her head, and more!

When asked by a fan on Twitter last night whether he would consider hosting the Oscars again, Seth MacFarlane announced that he was done with hosting duties for good. “No way,” he responded. “Lotta fun to have done it, though.” [SPIT-TAKE] WHAT?! Seth! Sethy! Sethy Mac! My lil’ Seth Seth MacFarfel! How could you say that?

In today’s EOD roundup, we should probably just get this out of the way first: Jennifer Lawrence addressed her Oscar fall and yes, she remained as perfect and charming and self-deprecating and real — like, the J.Lo kind of real — as ever.

In today’s #watwc, ladies share their thoughts on the (surprisingly?) sexist Oscars, Martha Stewart is busy repotting her stephanotis plants, we don’t know what Katie Couric is talking about but it sounds sexy, and more!

The Oscars are tonight, aka the Super Bowl for Women. And if the Super Bowl can have 40 pre-parties then so can the Oscars. One of those is the Women in Film soiree, hosted by Women in Film, a non-profit organization dedicated to women’s achievement in the entertainment industry. Of course, the event was glamourous and replete with swag and beautiful starlets like Jessica Chastain, but it also drew attention to an important issue: women in the film industry need to promote, encourage and actually hire each other.

After moving past the complimentary physical training sessions and facials, the content list begins to look less like a luxe swag bag and more like the shelf of your local bodega after it was looted in a blackout.