We have a feeling that a couple of New York City-centric, rich-for-the-sake-of-being-rich reality shows are about to clash. The first, “The Real Housewives of Westchester”, will be the latest installment of the ever-popular Bravo series before the world implodes. The other, “Wall $treet Wives” (yes, there’s a dollar sign in the title. Really.), is a bit more of a wildcard. But they’ve released a potential cast list so, hooray for small miracles.

Weirdly, the list includes the show’s co-creator, Devon Fleming, a Deutsche Bank Wife, who seems intent on casting herself on her own reality show. It also contains s Handelsbanken Wife, a Hedge Fund Manager Wife, a Used to be Married to a Wall Street Guy Wife, and so on.

When we heard those wily Bravo producers were expanding their “Real Housewives” empire again, we were slightly annoyed. Then we found out that it’s going to be located in Westchester. And we were elated. Think of the moguls! Think of the hedge fund managers! So many lives to explore; so many privacies to undermine. The producers, actress Mary Amy and real estate agent Nora Holmes (who, in an odd and seemingly unfair twist are also going to star in the show), sat down with the Wall Street Journal to discuss their vision for the show.

Big mistake. Why? Because we already know who they should cast! And we’ve got the list right here. Behold, “The Real Housewives of Mogulite.” You’re welcome.