I don’t want to jump the gun or anything, but Vanderpump Rules may be the best television show ever made in the history of the world.

I once heard Anderson Cooper mention in an interview that he loved “bad TV” because he is surrounded by very serious news all day. He’s not exactly going to go home, pop his feet up and turn on The History Channel. He’s going to do what I do after a long day of work: get in bed or on the couch and watch wealthy women fight with each other. In light of the season finale of the horrifying Real Housewives of New Jersey last night, and the ongoing catfight that is this season of Real Housewives of New York City, however, it might be time for some reflection.

EOD Thursday: President Obama has grown tired of your Bravo-heavy DVR queue.

Happy Monday Ladies! Okay, so maybe the start of the work week isn’t really “happy”, but hopefully these witty and inspirational tweets (and realizing that there are now 4 days until the weekend) will brighten your day. Today on Twitter we learned that girls are smarter than men (you’ll see what I mean), the Real Housewives are confusing, investing in women is the future, professional Yelp reviewers are weird and Channing Tatum is hot (obviously). Hope you enjoy these as much as we do!