1:35 pm, February 2nd | by Rebecca Srulowitz
Everyone does it, you don’t have to be ashamed. But pilfering your office’s supply closet doesn’t have to be a mundane or even dreaded task of searching through dozens of filing cabinets in order to find that perfect paperclip. Or, at least, it shouldn’t be. A USB that vacuums your desk, a machine that turns your old memos into toilet paper — these are some of the truly bizarre office supplies secretly on our wish lists.