Politics
Current Host: GOP, Stop Trying To “Enlarge My Vagina,” McConnell Is A “Dildo”
4:16 pm, May 8th | by Laura Donovan
Since the beginning of time (all right, since the start of political partisanship), right-wingers have prided themselves on pushing for small government and personality responsibility. But according to Current host Stephanie Miller, the Republican party is so big that it is single-handedly trying to “enlarge [her] vagina”…with an external sexual gratification instrument disguised as an ultrasound wand. Multi-talented actress Judy Greer and movie star Kate Beckingsale made light of the GOP’s apparent fixation on ladyparts in a recent Funny or Die video, but Miller isn’t joking at all.
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