While the world waits for the papal conclave to choose a new pope, some of our favorite ladies have been tweeting as they watch for the white smoke. Elsewhere, Anna Kendrick thinks she would do The Bachelor wrong, Julie Klausner gives Mayor Bloomberg some props, Rachel Simmons stars an Easter candy civil war, and more!

Ladies and ladies, we have a tie.

We’re in the home stretch. Last night Sean eliminated AshLee the professional personal organizer, leaving him with only two girlfriends! This is the great American love story for sure.

I realize it’s a cop out to say “ALL OF IT,” but seriously you guys, all of it. Last night’s extra hour for the superfans — why, oh why did that happen — was the “Sean Tells All” special, in which Sean Lowe and Chris Harrison got together to bro down and detail what, exactly, was wrong with every single woman Sean has sent home so far.

Hometown dates on The Bachelor are typically a plethora of Worst Moments For Feminism, given that most of the “drama” revolves around the Bachelor asking his four girlfriends’ families for permission to marry them — excuse me, for their “blessing.”

Oh man, the worst moment for feminism on The Bachelor came very early this week, and it came courtesy of the odious Tierra. Are we surprised?

Oh, it was bad. There was such a wealth of material that I had to pick three finalists for the worst moment for feminism this week.

Guys, Sean’s eyes are UP HERE.

The Bachelor was as disappointing as ever last night (both for fans of high drama and for humanity, in general), especially when the heavily-teased moment that Tierra fell down the stairs finally happened, and it was not at all what the previews led us to believe.

No, it wasn’t when Sarah told Sean she hoped to find a man who could help her through the trauma of not being allowed to zip-line in Vegas.