Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright was on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night to discuss her new book Prague Winter, which is a hybrid memoir and work of historical non-fiction. Albright was moved to write the book when she found out, in her late fifties, that her background was not what she had always thought.

Last week we learned that presidential candidate Rick Santorum was concerned about women’s “more unique” emotions and how they might interfere in a combat situation. Santorum raised these concerns after the Pentagon announced it was changing its guidelines, allowing more women on the front lines of combat.

The Daily Show has corned the market on uncovering nefarious Canadian business titans. First, they blew the Quebec asbestos kingpin story wide open. Now, they’ve gone after the “evils” of Canadian oil.

Correspondent Wyatt Cenac revealed the dark secrets of large Canadian fossil fuel moguls — like their plans for world domination through ice hockey and subsidized healthcare, among other things.

In case you were wondering… The Daily Show dug up this genius clip of Donald Trump explaining how he likes his pizza — with its top off. Apparently “a lot of people” were wondering why Trump was using a plastic fork and knife to eat his pizza during a recent meeting of minds with former Governor Sarah Palin. According to Trump, it’s because he likes to peel off the top layer of his slice and discard the rest. Gross.