In today’s EOD roundup, a New York state judge has overturned the city’s landmark ban on oversized, sugar-laden beverages. Supreme Court Justice Milton Tingling called the regulations “arbitrary and capricious,” continuing, “plus I really love my ‘da. If I can’t get a two liter of D.Peps — that’s Dr. Pepper for all you noobs — with my Domino’s Chicken Bacon Carbonara Pizza, then I’m not in America.”

In today’s EOD roundup, we discover ten novels that can (allegedly) solve all of our problems. Someone should go ahead and forward this list to Jay-Z; evidently he has a lot of quandaries.

President Obama and Michelle Obama dropped by The View today to give Barbara Walters a basket of White House-branded goodies for her birthday (since otherwise she steals anything that isn’t nailed down when she comes to visit) and talk about Obama’s bid for re-election. Throughout the interview, Obama repeatedly stressed the importance of a strong middle class and emphasized that the policies currently espoused by Mitt Romney mimic the same policies that facilitated the recent recession. More importantly, he also directed a sick burn at Congress.

As another business day comes to a close, we provide the perfect way to wrap it up: A collection of tweets about business, current events, jokes and, most of all, women. Today’s tweets include a clever take on the classic workday hangover, one of the ladies from the View sounds off on her time off, and @FamousWomen was so good today that we had to feature them twice. Find out just how good after the jump.

S.E. Cupp appeared on The View this morning to talk about her reaction to an explicit, faked photo of her published in Hustler magazine.

Lori Greiner is one of the “sharks” on ABC’s Shark Tank, a well-established guilty pleasure for The Jane Dough. This morning she appeared on The View to talk about her role on the show and basically explain why she has so much money to burn.