She’s like Yoda, but with glasses.

Princeton University, an Ivy League school that often boasts about its famous faculty and alumni which includes Meg Whitman, Brooke Shields, Jimmy Stewart, F. Scott Fitzgerald, David Kelly, Michelle Obama, that guy who raped Joan on Mad Men and, of course, that girl who made the video “I went to Princeton, Bitch,” missed out on having one of the coolest graduates of all time.

Taylor Swift is on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair and she is sounding off about everything that bothers her which, believe it or not, includes things besides her ex-boyfriends.

In today’s EOD roundup, The Daily Caller continues their illustrious history of making me frown by publishing a piece that argues actress Ashley Judd is unfit to run for Senate in Kentucky because we’ve probably all seen her naked. You know, in her movies. In which she was acting. Which was her job.

Brace yourselves America. It sounds like Tina Fey has no desire to host the Oscars, despite the wide open opportunity to show Seth MacFarlane how it’s done.

What’s next for Tina?

Shut up!

It was ladies’ night.

In today’s EOD Roundup, it’s Friday and you know what that means — less railing against the patriarchy and more Ryan Gosling!

No pressure!