Thanks to an upcoming (predictably braggadocios) album and the most quotable New York Times profile in recent years, Kanye West is once again the Internet’s favorite subject.

Yahoo! has acquired Tumblr, for better or for worse. Let us take you through the five stages of…grief? Confusion? Ennui? We don’t know how to feel, either.

In today’s EOD roundup, it is clear that the GOP’s message of respect for women and family values were absorbed by Mitt Romney’s former intern: Adam Savader, 21, is accused of stalking fifteen women in the last year and extorting them for nude pictures.

In today’s EOD roundup, multiple news outfits are reporting that shortly after 3 p.m. today, two explosions occurred near the Boston Marathon’s finish line. Boston police report that at least twenty-three people were injured and two have died. No information on who or what caused the explosions has been released. [The Atlantic] Oh man, there [...]

In today’s EOD roundup, we’re still reeling from the back-to-back (if you got your DVR game proper, like we do) onslaught of foreshadowing-and-symbolism-fraught TV that was Game of Thrones and Mad Men last night.

In today’s EOD roundup, try looking through these “adorable and heartbreaking” photos of President Obama from 2012 and not getting filled with warm-and-fuzzies. It’s scientifically impossible.