Joan Rivers tweeted that she is both inspired and depressed by her agent’s method of looking for other work. He’s sure to find work in no time with his genius idea.

In other hilarious twitter happenings, Women’s Humor tells us how the path to success is paved, what you should be taking instead of vitamins and how to get your cardio fix.

“Women have come a long way.” How’s that for the understatement of the century? Less than 100 years ago we couldn’t even vote in the U.S., and don’t get me started on jobs and education. The good news is powerful ladies have made great strides and continue to make epic progress. Today, the fist lady reminded everyone to exercise their right to vote. You see these powerful ladies I’m talking about?

Happy Monday! Here’s hoping you all have had an easier start to the week than me, but one Apple Store trip, Starbucks trip and Post Office fight later I’m here to bring you the best tweets we found on Twitter today. So, take a break from the Monday stresses and check out what we found: Lena Dunham is on “edge”, Joan Rivers reflects on traumatic beach vacations, Mindy Kaling talks about Diet Coke and “YOLO” is maybe not the best way to end a business related email. Enjoy!

TGIF! Or…I think it’s Friday at least. Today on Twitter we found that women were generally frustrated and confused after having a holiday in the middle of the work week, Megan McCain swears she’s not hitting on you, Ellen tweets a picture of an adorable dog (I want!) and Ivanka Trump is so over “Call Me Maybe.” So take a break, relax, enjoy these tweets and have a wonderful weekend!

HAPPY FRIDAY! You made it through another work week and now it’s time to kick off those heels, relax and start making fun weekend plans. But before you leave your desk for the week, we’ve compiled the best tweets that will surely make you get in the care-free weekend mood. Today on Twitter we found: Women just “know” everything and are good for the planet, wise words from Coco Chanel and finally, other women get equally as frustrated with their computers as you (did you think you were the only one?). Hope you enjoy these and have a fabulous weekend! See you Monday!

Hello ladies, just curious, did anyone else notice the beginning of the end of the world today? We certainly did.

As another business day comes to a close, we provide the perfect way to wrap it up: A collection of tweets about business, current events, jokes and, most of all, women. Today’s tweets include a clever take on the classic workday hangover, one of the ladies from the View sounds off on her time off, and @FamousWomen was so good today that we had to feature them twice. Find out just how good after the jump.