Michelle Obama tweeted a birthday shoutout to Jimmy Fallon. She said she forgot to get him a formal present but instead invited him to a sack race. Sounds fun, hope it’s on the White House lawn.

In other twitter news, the new coolest way to ask for chapstick, Halloween costumes that double as work uniforms, and fashion advice from Women’s Humor.

Joan Rivers tweeted that she is both inspired and depressed by her agent’s method of looking for other work. He’s sure to find work in no time with his genius idea.

In other hilarious twitter happenings, Women’s Humor tells us how the path to success is paved, what you should be taking instead of vitamins and how to get your cardio fix.

Welcome back ladies and get out those crayons for some fashion notes, courtesy of Women’s Humor. After Heidi Klum wore a chetah dress to the release of her new Babies-R-Us collection yesterday, Women’s Humor tweeted a fitting fashion warning. Whether it was aimed at the model we’re not sure, but one thing is certain, rules are meant to be broken and fashion is no exception.

Well ladies, as the old saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, especially when you’re following a friend off a bridge. Did I get that mixed up? Well Ellen followed Miley’s lead right into fashion police headquarters, where they were both promptly arrested. Luckily Ellen had just enough time to snap a picture and share it on twitter.