Think Earth Day is a silly holiday? Prefer the Google Doodle for Leonhard Euler’s 306th birthday to today’s rising and setting sun? Haven’t spent a moment thinking about used batteries? WELL ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE BECAUSE THIS EARTH DAY RAP FROM THE 1990S IS ABOUT TO ENTER YOUR BRAIN SKULL AND REDUCE AND REUSE ALL YOUR THOUGHTSPACE FOR ITS ANTI-POLLUTION POLEMIC. So word to your mother, eco-friendly is here to stay.

Good news for all you bangs-sporting, Sweet Valley High-reading, scarf-knitting, teacup dress-wearing, delicate gossamer spirits out there: Zooey Deschanel and her Hello Giggles partner Sophia Rossi launched a production company, and it just signed a two-year first-look deal with 20th Century Fox TV, the producers of Deschanel’s New Girl. Now you may be able to live your twee life and watch it too.

It’s easy to obsess over Christmas movies. They take us back to simpler times, give us many laughs, and never get old. Historically, they’ve also invited many career opportunities for actresses. Zooey Deschanel, Jessica Biel, Anna Faris, Taylor Momsen, and many other female celebrities landed excellent acting gigs after partaking in holiday flicks. Of course, not all of these women got a happy ending, but they did get a special moment in the spotlight upon doing Christmas projects. Here’s how some of your favorite Christmas movie actresses turned out.

Happy Monday! Hope you all enjoyed your weekend and got all caught up on the Olympic games! Today on Twitter we got interesting Olympic commentary from stars and celebs like Bethenny Frankel, Lena Dunham, Kelly Oxford, Julie Segal, Serena Williams, Jenny Johnson, Melissa Francis, and the ever-so-cool Lolo Jones. See what these women had to say about the 2012 Olympic games!

I guess one could say a lot of ‘good’ has come out of E.L. James’s highly-lauded “Fifty Shades” series. Women are schtupping their husbands again and new life is being created thanks to the pages of erotica. But a lot of stupid sales items have resulted from the popular books, so it’s wonderful that doe-eyed cutie pie Zooey Deschanel is the first person to come up with a good way to make money off the novels.

Hollywood has many women who boast their ability to balance family life and their careers, and while “New Girl” star Zooey Deschanel probably could juggle the two, she is only interested in the latter at the moment.

The first day at a new job can be hard. You know, your bosses will be talking quickly in jargon you don’t understand, a fired employee will be trying to get her job back, people will be jumping out the window, and…something about a goat.