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Wannabe ‘American Pie’ Teacher Who Told Girl To Shove Pie Down His Pants Dismissed

Most people wouldn’t want the life of “American Pie” main character Jim Levenstein: He has no game, gets stage fright, and is caught humping a pie by his father. But the only thing worse than being hapless Jim is wanting to be like the unfortunate character, and that’s what one pathetic teacher can say about himself.

Of course, the case of teacher Gavin Bradford goes beyond the stock Hollywood humiliation, into the realm of the horrific.

Bradford has been taken off the teaching register after asking a female student to stick a pie down his pants, requiring girls as young as 12 to communicate with him via webcam so he could watch them, and telling at least 20 others to “smear themselves in ketchup and eggs and pour sour milk into their underwear.” Sour milk? This guy is even more twisted than I thought. That probably explains why the General Teaching Council in Scotland declared him “unfit to teach” — and why he didn’t even bother showing his face to the hearing. More than likely, it was covered in pie too…Gross.

[BBC]

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