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Teleflora’s Super Bowl Ad: All Women Drop Trou’ For Roses [VIDEO]


Sure, we got the behind-the-scenes look at the making of Teleflora’s Super Bowl ad, starring none other than model Adriana Lima. But even that sneak peek couldn’t have prepared us for the utter grossness of the eventual spot.

Background: Teleflora is (as its name would imply) a service where you can order flowers. Glad we got that cleared up.

And in this Super Bowl ad, Lima, in various stages of undress, stares longingly at a bouquet of flowers. The background music features a woman singing “UUuuuughhhhhhUuuugghhhhh” over and over, indicating that someone is either A) Being eaten alive by wolves in slow motion or B) Having a very sexy time! Then Lima delivers this knockout line:

“Guys, Valentine’s Day is not that complicated. Give. And you shall receive.”

I think AdAge did the T.V. spot justice with this description: “As subtle as a bag of hammers.”

Watch it for yourself:

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  • Anonymous

    Give to Adriana Lima and you’ll (probably) receive. Give to rest of you man hating shrews and you’ll get a blast of pseudo intellectual post feminist misandry instead.

    You ladies are clowns and you’ll never get it right.

  • 12voltman1

    Sex Sells.

  • LJB57

    Fembots do seem to spend an inordinate amount of time with their
    Carrot like noses, in other peoples business.

    I’ve always figured it’s because they don’t have any “business” of their own. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshuabozeman Joshua Taj Bozeman

    Jane Dough is horrible.  All the writers do is bitch and moan and call sexism about everything in the universe.  Anyone who would take this ad and conclude they were saying all women drop their pants for flowers is…well, let’s be honest, kind of dumb.  No person with more than 3 brain cells would ever jump to that conclusion.  Sane and logical people conclude that she’s referring to men who give valentine’s flowers to women they are ALREADY with.  

    The writers at Jane Dough are the kind of women no one likes- not even other women. 

  • Anonymous
  • Joshua is hot

    ah, the “no one likes you” insult. hilarious. also ” let’s be honest, kind of dumb.”  and you are criticizing people for not using logic??  are you familiar with the definition of logic? 

    do yourself a favor and take a high school debate class.  they dont allow responses like, “oh yeah well no one likes you!!!!” 

    lololol

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshuabozeman Joshua Taj Bozeman

    Sorry, but you’re very much confused.  The use of the rhetoric “the kind of women no one likes” isn’t the same as saying, “no one likes you.”  It’s simple a way to describe the type of person who sees bogeymen around every corner and has a complaint about everything that might possibly provide an ounce of entertainment value. 

    Thus, the argument isn’t “no one likes you”,” but rather, “Average Jane Doe writer is the type of person who is filled to the brim with niggles on every subject pertaining to sex/sexism/and any other perceived (yet almost surely imaginable) bigotry.”  And because of those constant niggles, they tend to be the type of people no one wants to be around for long, lest the audience have to hear the never ending story of how the world is conspiring against women. 

    Perhaps slightly embarrassing for you, as you talk about high school debate class and logic then confuse two completely different rhetorical devices.  Don’t feel too bad.  It happens.   

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