The Bathroom Police Need You To Know That Lindsay Lohan Clogs Toilets
9:30 am, December 19th | by Laura Donovan
Remember that book “Everybody Poops”? Perhaps we need to send it to the person who found it necessary to mock LiLo for reportedly clogging a toilet.
If anyone knows a little something about nationwide humiliation, it’s actress Lindsay Lohan, whose partying habits have made headlines for many years. Now she’s being criticized for more than just rehearsal tardiness and drinking. The 26-year-old is the subject of several news reports for causing plumbing issues on the set of “Scary Movie 5,” and the petty articles were enough to garner the otherwise underdog celebrity a ton of support on Twitter:
These folks were not impressed with news outlets for quoting a source who told Wetpaint Entertainment that LiLo clogged her trailer toilet at work, in turn causing all other trailer toilets to break. “No one could go to the bathroom,” the source said. Isn’t that more of a reflection on the set plumbing system that the former child star?
If rumors are true that she also left her shower running, she has some explaining to do, but the vast majority of Twitter users are right that this is a ridiculous thing to highlight about the much-maligned celeb. I’m here to remind LiLo that, while embarrassing, clogging the toilet is nothing to be ashamed about. We need more famous folks reminding society that women do in fact go number two.