Things to Put on Your Boobs for Christmas
2:30 pm, December 18th | by Colette McIntyre
For years, I’ve been looking for the perfect holiday accessory that straddles the fine line between “naughty enough to make Santa check his list twice” and “being a flat-out ho, ho, ho.” (Coincidentally, I’ve also been looking for the perfect occasion to use all my sexual yuletide puns.)
I think I’ve found this year’s winner in Ta.ta.toos. Ta.ta.toos are “temporary tattoos (displayed at eye level) expressing special sentiments in a way that could never be conveyed by words alone.” That’s for sure. They’re “the perfect match for the fun and quirky girl on your holiday gift list.” Nothing is sexier than the words “Santa’s Helper” slowly disintegrating with each shower and sweater pulled on, leaving a lint-covered and moldy looking “ant pe ” stamped on your boobs. Want to rock breast flair year-round? They make Ta.ta.toos for every occasion! Click through to see more Word Art that will get your stocking stuffed, your trick treated, your mixed chocolates…sampled? You will also come to the slow and confusing realization that the photos on the site feature computer generated tattoos, leaving you to contemplate the terrible thought that the “Sugar and Spice” tat doesn’t actually come in Curlz.