In Brief
We’ve Found The Worst Toy Drive In America
3:30 pm, December 12th | by Sarah Devlin
And it’s being hosted by Nik Richie, “Couples Therapy” star and founder of the gossip site TheDirty. Are we surprised? The gist of it is this: show up at a nightclub, donate two toys for underprivileged children, and enter to win a drawing for a free breast augmentation. Cool contest! Says Richie, “The more toys you bring for underprivileged children the better chance you will have at getting FREE +2′s [I think that's TheDirty-speak for "breasts"] by Dr. Corwin Martin of North Scottsdale (I highly recommend his racks).”
I don’t see anything wrong here. This is definitely what Christmas is all about. You can see the full ad below — the event is tomorrow night, so if you’re not lucky enough to live in the Scottsdale area I suggest you start researching airfares now.
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