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Tucker Max: So. Florida Has ‘Slutty Whores, No Culture Like Planned Parenthood Waiting Room’


If you ever doubted that “Assholes Finish First” author Tucker Max is the worst person in the world, his March tweet about Planned Parenthood will remind you that he’s still the abominable, entitled brotastic misogynist who once punched a woman in the crotch because he found her unattractive (according to his book).

As screen captured Tuesday by Washington Post health policy reporter Sarah Kliff, Max tweeted last month, “In South Florida. This place is awful. Shitty design, slutty whores & no culture, like a giant Planned Parenthood waiting room.” The tweet has since been removed.

Of course, Max tried donating to Planned Parenthood, as the family planning service helped him and his girlfriend while he was low on cash, but when the organization denied his generous contribution because of the humor in his books, he said, “So because I made a fat girl joke you won’t accept a $500,000 donation?”

It’s somewhat of a shock that someone with as big an ego as Max would delete the wildly offensive and roast-worthy tweet, but he did. That doesn’t mean we believe he is an evolved man who has abandoned the disgusting habits and mindset of his twenties as he said he would, though. I was once told that people never really change, and while I disagree with much of this statement, it’s hard to believe a guy as crude, selfish, deplorable, and self-involved as Max — who claims to have been banned from a hotel chain for defecating in the lobby — could make a 180 and join the ranks of the Jonas Brothers.

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ON4HHDYPEEDF3USYEBHZ7CJBCU potvin

    Misogynist? Must be a liberal.

  • B Amero

     fuck off

  • Markbaux

    OK.  Who is Tucker Max?

  • Anonymous

    He is a ignorant asshole who makes money off of stupid things he does and says! Must be a Republican?

  • Anonymous

    That’s what I said? I had to google him and I still have no clue! I bet he is a republican.

  • Anonymous

     Shits in hotel lobbies? Must be a Republican.

    At least some of you have the decency to wear diapers.

  • Anonymous

     He tried to donate $500,000 to PP. That pretty much excludes him from being a Republican. Moron.

  • Anonymous

      He tried to donate $500,000 to PP. That pretty much excludes him from being a Republican. Moron.

  • Anonymous

      He tried to donate $500,000 to PP. That pretty much excludes him from being a Republican. Moron.

  • Anonymous

    The saddest part of this is that this d-bag has 500 grand to donate at all. Taking offense to anything that he says is like getting mad at a dog when it pees on a firehydrant. And somehow in this analogy I feel I am offending dogs.

  • Anonymous

    This guy is a humorist, good grief, get a grip people. 

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, but he shits in hotel lobbies. That’s like in the RNC charter. Cuntface.

  • Anonymous

    This Broseph is the reason brass knuckles and tube socks with bars of soap in them were invented.

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like he’s no worse a misogynist than Bill Maher, but it seems it must matter to you just who is the target.  When it is aimed at PP or someone you ‘approve of’ you scream bloody murder, but if it’s aimed at Palin you couldn’t care less.

  • Ted41

    Terrific, just what we need, another media whore.

  • APeene

    I have never heard of this guy in my life until right now.  He is definitely not worth 3 seconds of my time.

  • Anonymous

    Also, slutty whores? WTF, is this bromag used to prim and prudish whores? Skirts below the knee and buttoned-to-the-chin cardigans are the norm for whores in his hometown?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AKKV3YRCSDWLFA5IDSK2Y4T7CQ Kid Icarus

    But…  is it true?  

  • Anonymous

    Truth hurts, I guess.

  • Anonymous

    400,000 babies murdered each year, asshole.

  • SHT

    Yeah, but he sh*ts in hotel lobbies, That’s like in the RNC charter.
    C*ntface.

  • Guest

    Why am I not surprised?  This is the type of misogynist Planned Parenthood empowers when it plays by the rules:

    http://liveaction.org/blog/planned-parenthood-and-tucker-max-friends-with-benefits/

    Don’t get me started on when they don’t play by the rules…

    http://www.aul.org/aul-special-report-the-case-for-investigating-planned-parenthood

  • Anonymous

    In Iraq during the “sanctions” that Madeline Albright shit-grinned proudly about on 60 Minutes.

  • Anonymous

    Laura praises S.E. Cupp for using “Abortion” as a joke. But a humorist tries to help women and you scold him. Geez Laura, you sure are full of double standards aren’t you. But then again….I guess talentless hacks would stick together. 

  • Lord Whiteman

    This guy is about as funny as Mitt  Romney. 
    Maybe he could head line with Gene Simmons. He could punch Simmons in the crouch and we will all laugh when Simmons surgically enhanced tongue hits the floor. 

  • Anonymous

    Actually, you do have pro-choice Republicans still.  But in this case, it was a publicity stunt dreamed up by his PR rep in response to his needing to offset earnings at the end of last year, and wanting to do it in the most controversial way possible.   

  • Anonymous

    viptoshopper.com

  • Anonymous

    viptoshopper.com

  • Don’t miss the point

    Punching people isn’t funny, especially when it’s a man hitting a woman. Garbage is garbage. Who cares what his political affiliations are?

  • Gme53590

    One word: gonadectomy!

  • Anonymous

    Again, who is this turd?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3GKFVYE4ERPTIPL3NJ3S7COQGY Doc P

    Hey stupid-its the Repukes attacking women, contraception, PPP….are you stupid?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3GKFVYE4ERPTIPL3NJ3S7COQGY Doc P

    Not really, Moron. there are pro-freedom of the womb Republicans. So go wipe the egg off your fat face.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3GKFVYE4ERPTIPL3NJ3S7COQGY Doc P

    Where? Murder is illegal. Abortion isnt. Nor are fetuses babies. ASSHOLE.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3GKFVYE4ERPTIPL3NJ3S7COQGY Doc P

    Are you a fucking parrot? Youve posted that 3 times (thus far) like a Downs Syndrome patient stuck on a thought-sheesh.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3GKFVYE4ERPTIPL3NJ3S7COQGY Doc P

    Boo hoo. Quitter sticks her head in the fray, Mr ostrich. Shes had plenty of nasty things to say about others, dumbass. Still dont see the difference? 

  • Anonymous

    Tell that to the dead babies, tough guy.

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  • http://twitter.com/RabbleRealist Rabble Realist

    ddd

  • Anonymous

    Yeah Let them be born, then you can deny them subsistance and medical the mother can’t afford or doesn’t have. Then you won’t know when they die because you don’t want them to have entitlements and free things…….

  • Ham Boner

     Are you a parrot? you’ve posed that 3 times (thus far) like a Downs Syndrome patient on a thought-sheesh. Yes I guess I am.

  • Ham Boner

     Nice language.

  • Ham Boner

    Yeah, you really got me now. You got me so I don’t know what I’m doin’, now. Oh yeah, you really got me now. You got me so I can’t sleep at night. You really got me. You really got me. You really got me. I don’t know if I made this clear but you got me. My face is fat, but there is not egg on it because I ate it. Gotta feed this fat face. “Pro-freedom”. Pfft. Pro-death, pro-irresponsibility, pro-no consequences to actions. Sure. Those’ll work.

  • Heather

     the cool thing about fetuses is, along with not being persons or having any sense of self-awareness, they also cannot be told things by tough guys.

  • Anonymous

    Um, Tucker Max makes up fake stories and is a misogynist-character, its all a BS show, get a sense of humor dude.

  • SHT

    Nice edit, taking out calling me a moron. Or course you copied and pasted the exact same comment with “moron” left in in a couple of other places here.

    Eat sh*t and die.

  • fuck yeah

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! That bitch didn’t get punched for being unatractive! She got punched for being a loud mouthed cunt, that happened to also be fat. Something I suspect this author knows a lot about!

    LONG LIVE TUCKER MAX!!! BITCHES!!!

  • anchorage scatter

    She got punched for being a loud mouthed cunt, that happened to also be fat. Something I suspect this author knows a lot about

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