Tucker Max: So. Florida Has ‘Slutty Whores, No Culture Like Planned Parenthood Waiting Room’
1:45 pm, April 3rd | by Laura Donovan
If you ever doubted that “Assholes Finish First” author Tucker Max is the worst person in the world, his March tweet about Planned Parenthood will remind you that he’s still the abominable, entitled brotastic misogynist who once punched a woman in the crotch because he found her unattractive (according to his book).
As screen captured Tuesday by Washington Post health policy reporter Sarah Kliff, Max tweeted last month, “In South Florida. This place is awful. Shitty design, slutty whores & no culture, like a giant Planned Parenthood waiting room.” The tweet has since been removed.
Of course, Max tried donating to Planned Parenthood, as the family planning service helped him and his girlfriend while he was low on cash, but when the organization denied his generous contribution because of the humor in his books, he said, “So because I made a fat girl joke you won’t accept a $500,000 donation?”
It’s somewhat of a shock that someone with as big an ego as Max would delete the wildly offensive and roast-worthy tweet, but he did. That doesn’t mean we believe he is an evolved man who has abandoned the disgusting habits and mindset of his twenties as he said he would, though. I was once told that people never really change, and while I disagree with much of this statement, it’s hard to believe a guy as crude, selfish, deplorable, and self-involved as Max — who claims to have been banned from a hotel chain for defecating in the lobby — could make a 180 and join the ranks of the Jonas Brothers.