Vanderpump Rules Season Finale: Coworker Photoshoots And Laura-Leigh Comes Out On Top
5:30 pm, February 26th | by Meredith Lepore
How can it be? The best show on earth, Vanderpump Rules, is already wrapping up its first season. Will it come back? Who knows? But, hey, Lisa Vanderpump is quickly becoming the new Bethenny Frankel of Bravo so I would be shocked if it didn’t.
Anyway, a lot of things were resolved on this workplace drama where no one ever really works, so let’s recap.
All seemed much better with Jax and Stassi (still the most annoying name in the world) as they shopped for collars and leashes for their incredibly small dogs until they started talking about how Laura-Leigh made Stassi’s dog, Venice, fat ( I have never felt more sorry for a dog in my life. She has to deal with three of the worst people in the world). Jax claimed he has changed, but Stassi wasn’t so sure. And scene.
Then Stassi and Kristen cried because they are friends again but they weren’t at one point or something and as usual no one worked in the restaurant where they were hired to work.
Then we found out that Laura-Leigh — crazy, alcoholic, vegan, has-a-voice-like-a-6-year-old-muppet Laura-Leigh — just booked a film with Jennifer Aniston. This girl has a legit career. She even went to Juilliard. My mind has imploded. It is admittedly great to see the underdog come out on top. The crazy, alcoholic, sex-addicted underdog.
Then the employees at Sur gathered for their annual bikini photoshoot at their boss’s house. Wait, what? Is is not normal to pose for a bikini photoshoot with your coworkers? I thought every company did that. And thank you Bravo producers for once again taking us inside Lisa VanderPump’s closet/Birkin bag boutique.
Then Jax went to therapy and said that he is basically living a double life, and his real name is Jason and he’s a college dropout. But in Beverly Hills he is living like a rock star! The therapist told him he needed to start telling the truth, so he decided to turn over a new leaf by admitting to Stassi that he really did cheat on her and that she wasn’t actually crazy (well, she’s still crazy, just not for the reason we thought). And thus the season ended as it had begun — no one did work and everyone cried. Can’t wait ’til Season 2!