Video of the Day: the New Atrocity From Ark Music Factory
5:30 pm, October 15th | by Colette McIntyre
Today’s Video of the Day is from the genius/aural terrorist/post-modern satirist/professional troll responsible for Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” Patrice Wilson. Wilson’s new song, “Chinese Food,” is about a girl who really loves Chinese food. It’s this generation’s Pet Sounds. Below is the music video in which said girl defiles public property, hangs out with a dancing panda bear who is really a grown man in disguise, and dresses up like geisha, even though geishas are Japanese, not Chinese. This is a thing that is on the Internet.