5 Outrageous Groupon Deals No Woman In Her Right Mind Would Ever Want

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5 Outrageous Groupon Deals No Woman In Her Right Mind Would Ever Want

3:15 pm, June 12th | by Laura Donovan

If you were raised to never pay full price for anything, Groupon is your dream come true.

l’ll accept discounted spa visits any day, but just because it’s cheap doesn’t mean its worth buying. We’ve noticed a lot of unusual Groupon offerings lately, such as the “$99 for a One-Hour Ferrari F430 Driving Experience,” which seems like more of a waste of time and money than a top item on one’s bucket list. If you and your significant other find it too difficult to agree upon a name for your infant, you can also drop one grand for Groupon to take care of the grueling task for you. Though Groupon provides some pretty good deals, it also has some random, seemingly useless bargains that no one could ever want, and here are a couple of them.

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1.$99 for One-Hour Ferrari Experience

If you missed out on Groupon's "$99 for One-Hour Ferrari F430 Driving Experience with Photo ($249 Value)" deal, you let the opportunity of a lifetime pass you by. Seriously, though, what would be the purpose of cruising around in a pricey vehicle for sixty minutes? To "look cool"? I thought we were supposed to stop worrying about nonsense like that in junior high. Those who would take advantage of this bargain may as well return to those days.

2.Bargain Plastic Surgery

Every once in a while, my inner SoCal girl comes to life and ponders plastic surgery...until good old Jekyll remembers the high cost of the procedure. Why not go on Groupon for it? Because according to plastic surgeon Anthony Youn, who argues that Groupon's "Deal of the Day" plastic surgery special could be harmful, there couldn't be a dumber idea: "Bargain shopping is okay for some things, but not when it comes to your health. For example, would you click 'buy' on the offer for heart surgery at 50 percent off?" NJNBHN: Not just no but HELL no.

3.A $10,000 Around The World For Two Trip

A $10,000 around the world trip for two seems like a good find in theory, but is actually kind of a rip-off. AirTreks reminds us why it's not that awesome or low priced to begin with: Tax isn't included, the airlines are limited to Delta, KLM, Air France and Alitalia, you have a maximum of ten stops, you can only travel in the northern hemisphere, and you could get the same package for $3950 including tax and insurance using AirTreks. So don't throw down for the "chance of a lifetime" just yet.

4.Groupon Will Name Your Baby For $1,000

Deciding on a baby name can be really hard, but for one grand, Groupon will fulfill the daunting task for you! Hopefully they go with something like Apple.