The 5 Weirdest Office Gadgets You Didn’t Even Know You Wanted

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The 5 Weirdest Office Gadgets You Didn’t Even Know You Wanted

1:35 pm, February 2nd | by Rebecca Srulowitz

Everyone does it, you don’t have to be ashamed. But pilfering your office’s supply closet doesn’t have to be a mundane or even dreaded task of searching through dozens of filing cabinets in order to find that perfect paperclip. Or, at least, it shouldn’t be. A USB that vacuums your desk, a machine that turns your old memos into toilet paper — these are some of the truly bizarre office supplies secretly on our wish lists.

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1.Chess Set

Vertical Chess Set: Every office needs some décor, so why not pay $300 to have a chess set that sits upright on your wall… right? (Image via Oh Gizmo.)

2.USB Vacuum Cleaner

Vacuum USB: For those times when vacuuming the floor just doesn't do it for you. Great for ironic jokes about "women's work" -- and cleaning crumbs off your desk. Yes, the vacuum is fully functional. (Image via Metrolic.)

3.Pen Utensils

Pen utensils: For when you're too busy cooking, cleaning, managing an office and a household to sit down and eat. Also effective for doing paperwork while camping, you giant workaholic. (Image via Amazon.)

4.Over-priced Minimalist Tape Dispenser

Over-priced minimalist tape dispenser: Is there anything worse than trying to tape something and having the tape get caught around your fingers, rendering you useless? Maybe. But at least the tape problem can be solved with this brilliantly simple tape dispenser, which is really, um, a slab of aluminum. And it costs $32. (via Gizmodo)

5.Toilet Paper Maker

Office-paper-to-toilet-paper Machine: If you've got a hundred grand and a lot of paper lying around, you might want to invest in this toilet-paper-producing machine. Yes, it actually takes used office paper and turns it into toilet paper. The circle of life. You will never have to make a trip to Costco again. At least not for toilet paper. (via Dvice -- and they have a video of this thing in action if you don't believe us.)

6.S'more Keyboard

S'more Keyboard: So, we know we said we only wanted 5 gadgets, but we got a little bit greedy when we saw this one. I mean, c’mon, who wouldn’t want to own a s’more keyboard?? Even if it is only a fantasy. (via Gizmodo)

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wait, we do all agree the vertical chess set is genuinely amazing though, right?

…RIGHT?
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