Every once in a while, I wish I’d been born a guy. It just seems like they have the best time. They don’t have to carry babies, are spared awful monthly occurrences, and can walk around topless without being reprimanded.
Judging by some of the weird urinals that have been popping up in the news lately, they also seem to enjoy making an event out of urinating. They’re already standing up when they relieve themselves, so why not have a party or add a special touch to the experience? Here are a couple of bizarre urinals that are too well crafted to be rotting away in the bathroom or sprayed with body liquid.