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Who’s More Romantic: Mitt Or Barack?


It’s time to talk about what really matters. After a photo of Mitt Romney posing next to a message drawn in the French sand for his wife Ann made the rounds, we felt like a serious accounting was in order. Who is the more romantic candidate? Who is putting it down? (I hear that’s one of the questions on deck for next week’s debate.) Let’s find out.


[Photos via Conservative Daily News, The Dirt AU, Wonkette, JackAndJillPolitics.com, Mitt Romney Encyclopedia, Washington Post, Daily Kos]

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  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    I’d say it’s a tie, but I do love Ann and Mitt’s story, even though marrying young isn’t ideal.

  • Anonymous

    Mitt seems very romantic.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue

    Obama drew a heart in the sand, too.
    His said ,” I love me.”

  • Anonymous

    regardless of politics, that is a man seriously in love. adorable.

  • Esteban Rey

    It was very romantic for Willard to play on French beaches while simultaneously supporting and avoiding the draft during Vietnam.

  • Anonymous

    This isn’t about love, it is about sunning on the beach in France while the Vietnam war was going on. It is about Mitt dodging the war under the guise of Morman service. What a fake.

  • Anonymous

    Gloves drew a heart in the sand, too.

    His said, “Daddy loves me, but he said I can’t talk about it.”

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if Michelle did blow with Barack?

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if Ann could blow Mitt through magic underwear.

    I wonder why TangledThorns ended his statement with a question mark.

  • Anonymous

    I have no idea what Mitt thinks or believes about anything, to be honest, except that he clearly loves his wife

  • Anonymous

    Mitt could afford to be romantic. He wasn’t dodging bullets in Vietnam like other young men
    of his generation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1597476066 Lisa Edward

    LARRY SINCLAIR said obama UNcircumcised

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1597476066 Lisa Edward

    obama was smoking crack and sex with larry sinclair

  • Idontgetit

    How does one smoke sex?

  • Anonymous

    Most Teabags are less well-endowed than a cigarette. They must puff on each other.

    As Bill O’Reilly once said to Bernie Goldberg, “Say baby, put that pipe down and get my pipe up.”

  • http://realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/president/ CyberForce

    Does Abrams Media have any sane users on any of it’s websites?

  • Benny

    Drudge is outsourcing I guess.

  • WiddleBabyDanielson

    I heard a politician did blow with a basketball player.

  • Tricky Mitt

    This chickenhawk did that in the sand while he dodged the draft in France to avoid serving in Vietnam. Then has the audacity to protest “FOR” the draft while 58,000 guys gave their lives. He’s as phoney as they come.

  • Anonymous

    So, Mitt and Ann married, had five sons, none of whom has served his country. I bet they’re romantic, too.

  • Tricky Mitt

    yup. And then has the gumption to protest FOR the draft. Most people don’t know about that. http://www.nhgazette.com/display/?id=87.

  • Tricky Mitt

    lol

  • Tricky Mitt

    Quite frankly what he did was disgusting. He has no shame.

  • Tricky Mitt

    On the planet Kolob. And this for real..http://www.mormonhandbook.com/home/kolob.html

  • Tricky Mitt

    But he didn’t do it while he was on the planet Kolob.http://www.mormonhandbook.com/home/kolob.html

  • Anonymous

    You betcha!

  • Tricky Mitt

    And this guy has no shame. He’s as phoney as they come.

  • Tricky Mitt

    Apples don’t fall far from the tree.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ENDRELLTI2DXZMU4GMABVOTN3Q runi

    Ofcourse Mitty Mitt loves Annie Ann. She’s not part of the 47% he doesn’t give a damn about. Duhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Everyone should watch the ‘must see’ video segment below from MSNBC’s The Last Word regarding when and where Mitt wrote that in the sand.
    VIDEO here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#49205834

    NOTE: The video may take a few seconds to load.

  • Anonymous

    I think it is photoshop. It is out of proportion.

  • Anonymous

    jealous, jealous, jealous!!

  • Anonymous

    And to call the vets “Takers” because they are part of the 47% who get some assistance from the government.

  • Anonymous

    Needs to be photoshopped to “I love Iran” LOL!

  • Anonymous

    They just need to start their own company and get rich. It isn’t complicated. Everyone in the US should start their own business. They can do their neighbor’s laundry. And then their neighbor can do their laundry. Really get the economy going. Great for tax revenues, too, because both new companies would be paying taxes. Banks would love it because they would both borrow money for startup. And lawyers, too, they will get money by helping set up the company.

    Just kidding -a parody of the naive, simplistic, and insipid notions of the “free market” types. But really, that is what is going on a lot. People think they can move money in circles and not actually DO anything and that will “help the economy.” It doesn’t – but it describes why government, banks and lawyers sure have a lot of money while others don’t…..

  • Anonymous

    Good one.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Who.
    The
    Fek
    Cares?

    Why not talk about when that sandy beach love photo was taken, where, and WHY Mittens was there instead of where so many, less privileged, kids were that day, amongst many others?

  • TrollStomperBoots

    you don’t.
    Baggers like Lisa have a limited grasp of higher order thinking, communication being among those.
    Don’t bother.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    At least he wasn’t hiding in FRANCE(!!!) (where that pic was taken in the sand), for 31 months to avoid ‘Nam and then being dooooshy enough to come back and protest against people who wanted to end the war!
    And then, decades later: calling Vets, (part of the 47%), lazy and victims.

    You really do prefer a doosh like him huh?
    Gotta hate America a LOT to do that.
    Why Should You vote GOP in November?

    Mitt Romney ran for governor of Massachusetts promising more jobs, less debt, and smaller government. Here’s what Massachusetts got instead:

    Jobs: 47th out of 50 states in job creation
    Taxes and fees: Increased by $750 million per year
    Long-term debt: Increased more than $2.6 billion
    Outsourcing: State jobs outsourced overseas
    Manufacturing: Jobs declined at twice the national rate

    As for the GOP?

    Which party has no use for
    Veterans:
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#49127430
    and heroes of 9-11:
    http://youtu.be/4r3JT8F-6BQ
    and the constitution?:
    http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/287-124/9448-the-us-is-no-longer-the-land-of-the-free

    PS: Here’s some numbers that show WHY Obama has had such a hard time dealing with the GOP Mess-o-Cheneybush and the recovery has been slower to boot:
    http://crooksandliars.com/jon-perr/republicans-unprecedented-obstructionism-by-numbers

  • TrollStomperBoots

    So go ask if you can be one of his wives.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Me too’s for Mr. And Mrs. Bain!!
    It’s so sweet the way they had to both hang out and live off the dividends from the million in stock daddy gave them.
    Tough times!
    It’s especially touching that they want to dismantle the socialital fabric now that his grand pappy is long gone and got his “few years” of living off the government tit after running back to escape the Mexican Revolution.
    You said it!
    They’re such a sweeeet couple…
    (gag)

  • TrollStomperBoots

    But he was cool with 10,000 of thousands of other his age being robbed of that chance to experience because THEY had to go off and fight and die in a war he dodged, but supported.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    You getting off while you envision that, bridge dweller?

  • TrollStomperBoots

    I wonder if Michelle would date, let alone marry, a draft dodger and war booster who made his millions by destroying 1000′s of lives?

    Nope.
    Kinda doubt it.

  • Anonymous

    Aaaannnnddd…. crack did not exist as such at the time, @facebook-1597476066:disqus . He said he used a little cocaine. So what? BFD. He has achieved a lot higher on his own merits that you have or will, I bet.

  • Anonymous

    LARRY SINCLAIR said @facebook-1597476066:disqus is female circumcised! Apparently, he is the one who keeps track of this sort of thing. FWIW, I’m cut. How about you guys?

  • Anonymous

    I’m sure she blew Barack, but all the best girlfriends do. You should leave the basement and see if you can get a hummer. It would do you some good.

  • Anonymous

    And Clinton was

  • Anonymous

    Speaking of blow,blow off troll!

  • Anonymous

    Just remember, The picture taken of Mitt Romney on the sand in France was taken while millions of our brothers and sisters were serving their country in the rice paddies of Vietnam.

  • Anonymous

    And Clinton was attending school – a legitimate deferment. Romney was going around France trying to convert people to the Mormon faith.

  • Anonymous

    When he was 8? That’s how old he was when Romney was dodging the draft. So, Larry Sinclair has a man crush on the president. I’m sure there are others as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Su-Camarrari/100000583910954 Su Camarrari

    Lisa Edward- Go Eff yourself

  • 12voltman1

    Mittens.
    What a Dick wad geek!

  • Anonymous

    awwww, how romantic of romney to put his wife ahead of his country.

  • Anonymous

    well sure, Obama is not Jewish.

  • Anonymous

    that’s why clinton isnt running around calling for wars with Iran, china and russia…like warmonger chickenhawk mitt is.

  • Anonymous

    it was the summer of love

  • Anonymous

    Lol this guy can’t get a break. He even looks like a creep “in the French sand” lol

  • Anonymous

    I am Mennonite because it is a pacifist religion many young men were given deferements during WW 11 they are legal and legitimate

  • Anonymous

    As if you get sex LOL

  • Anonymous

    How would you know PERV

  • Anonymous

    From the King of Dick wad Geeks

  • http://twitter.com/gme11 gme11

    When an ice cube meets an ice cube, there can’t be any sparks. My vote goes to the Obama’s.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    I’d prefer you didn’t concern yourself with my sex life there, “Wide stance”.

    What are you?
    Nine?!
    http://www.politicalstrikes.com/thesaurus.html

  • Anonymous

    I dont really care TROLL!

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Riiiight……
    You just brought it up.
    Didn’t ya, Pastor Ted Haggard?
    lmao
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

  • Anonymous

    TROLL!

  • Anonymous

    And he gave that lady cancer too

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Flattery won’t get you antywhere with me Bri, I’m straight.
    Sorry mate.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Flattery won’t get you antywhere with me Bri, I’m straight.
    Sorry mate.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Can’t refute the truth so you throw up something off topic to whine about?
    How conservative of you!
    http://www.politicalstrikes.com/thesaurus.html

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Can’t refute the truth so you throw up something off topic to whine about?
    How conservative of you!
    http://www.politicalstrikes.com/thesaurus.html

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001182233719 Sacha Mason

    it doesn’t matter

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