Why You Should Go For The British Dude Over The French One When Traveling Abroad
11:45 am, October 1st | by Laura Donovan
When traveling through Europe, a girl is faced with many dilemmas: does she stay in a hostel or a hotel, how much money should she allot for food and transportation each day, how does she fend off panhandlers and creepsters, what sort of things can she wear that won’t indicate she’s a tourist … and what type of European should she have a fling with (I mean, it’s a rite of passage for study abroad participants, may as well carry into adulthood)?
If the results of a new study are accurate, she may want to go with a British fellow, as they are reportedly more well-endowed than their French counterparts. Isn’t France supposed to be the country of romance and wild romping? Perhaps size isn’t so important to the folks there (and you know what? That’s totally respectable), but I’ll get to that later.
The research, which was conducted in part by Ultser University psychology professor Richard Lynn, reveals that Brits can reach 5.5 inches on average, a noticeable difference between Frenchmen, who only hit 5.3 inches. Both are incomparable to guys in the Republic of Congo, where males achieve 7.1 inches. If you can handle it, by all means…
Naturally, some are skeptical of this “junk” study (pun credit: Glenn Davis). Dutch professor Jelte Wicherts said of the findings, “This is a brave paper in a controversial area, but the data has no methodology.”
I mean, you’d hope not…That said, I still argue your best bet is to select a British lad, mainly because he has the added benefit of speaking your native language (if you’re from the U.S.)…and he doesn’t have a reputation for being rude and prissy. Trust me, those are qualities you don’t want in a partner of any kind, well-hung or not.