EOD: Woman Lived With Dead Body For 18 Months So She Wouldn’t Have To Watch NASCAR Alone

– A woman kept a dude’s dead body around for 18 months in her living room so she wouldn’t have to watch NASCAR alone. Why? Let’s have her explain: “He was the only guy who was ever nice to me.” Oof. Jesus. Her story is like the least fun retelling of Weekend At Bernie’s ever. [SportsGrid]

– Hillary Clinton visited Laos, marking the first time a high-ranking U.S. official has done so since the Vietnam War. [Politico]

– Cool woman entrepreneur of the day: Deborah Brenner, founder of Women Of The Vine, a vineyard in Napa. (Via CBS):

– Awkward, random and funny, all rolled together: Elizabeth Warren and Scott Brown have the same wedding anniversary. [Politico]

– You’ll all be relieved to hear that Suri Cruise’s name will not be changed following her parents’ divorce, despite what rumors you may have heard. Moving on. [Gossip Cop]

– A plastic surgeon in New York says he’s seen a spike in “toe-besity” treatment requests from his clients. What’s that? Why, it’s an expensive slimming treatment for women who think their toes are too fat. These women, you see, suffer from toe-besity. And the apocalypse hits in 3… 2… [Styleite]

– Dreamworks is opening a theme park in New Jersey! Not that that’s really relevant here but hey, who doesn’t like theme parks? [The Mary Sue]

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