Man Seeks Dental Work From Scorned Ex-Girlfriend, Predictably Loses All Of His Teeth
4:30 pm, April 28th | by Amy Tennery
Anna Mackowiak, a dentist in Poland, was probably surprised to see her ex-boyfriend, Marek Olszewski, walk into her office after he dumped her in favor of another love interest. But Olszewski had a toothache, apparently, so he asked her for some assistance. Oh, and she assisted him alright. She (allegedly) assisted him with a big ol’ helping of anesthesia and then proceeded to remove every last one of his teeth while he was sedated, according to the Daily Mail.
Since many feel ill at ease at the dentist’s office — even if said dentist is Santa Claus himself — it’s curious that Olszewski would return to his ex-girlfriend’s practice for help. Were there no other dentists available? Was his toothache that bad? (Scratch that. There is no toothache bad enough to force you toward your scorned lover for dental work.) For his part, Olszewski explained, “I thought she was a professional.” And she thought you weren’t going to leave her for another woman, Olszewski. So I guess everyone’s disappointed! (Note: That’s a joke. I in no way endorse dental-related revenge on anyone.)
Mackowiak is currently facing charges for her alleged toothectomy. If convicted she may face jail time. Perhaps she’ll get off with some community service — you know, indentured servitude.