“You’re A Sh—y Man, Chris Brown”: New Charlie Brown Mashup Slams Singer’s Violent Behavior

We know what you’ve been wondering: What would happen if Chris Brown joined the “Peanuts” gang?

Of course you were. But wonder no more.

As much as we’re sick of hearing about Chris Brown, talking about Chris Brown and pondering What Chris Brown Means For Women, this latest Chris Brown mashup is something we can get behind. And Brown put himself back in the headlines with his whole “Look I sell dogs now!” scheme, so it’s all his fault anyway.

In the grand tradition of Silent Garfield, the gang at Comediva has blended Brown into the “Peanuts” gang in a new series called, yes, “You’re a sh—y man, Chris Brown” — and it really works. Although we’d have to say that trademark, glum sense of entitlement (with a dash of “woe is I” melancholia) is far more appealing on Charlie than it is on Chris. We just wish we knew what kind of advice Lucy would have given him for 10 cents.

Check out some of our favorites below, reprinted with permission from Comediva:

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