Zooey Deshchanel Has The Best ‘Fifty Shades’ Merchandise Idea Yet

3:00 pm, July 29th | by Laura Donovan

I guess one could say a lot of ‘good’ has come out of E.L. James’s highly-lauded “Fifty Shades” series. Women are schtupping their husbands again and new life is being created thanks to the pages of erotica. But a lot of stupid sales items have resulted from the popular books, so it’s wonderful that doe-eyed cutie pie Zooey Deschanel is the first person to come up with a good way to make money off the novels:

“When will someone open a sunglasses store called fifty shades of shades?” the “New Girl” actress tweeted over the weekend.

Right?! No more “Fifty Shades”-themed panties or bed sheets. How about some sunglasses, dammit? We still have a while before summer ends and the sun goes on vacation for several months. So to those of you who love hating on the brunette beauty, just remember that she’s a solid businesswoman and has suggested the first ever non-lame “Fifty Shades” product. For that, she deserves the world.

[Jezebel]

TAGS: fifty shades of grey | zooey deschanel

Anonymous

I guess this book, which I will never read because the excerpts told me all I needed to know, is safe erotica. Instead of being dominated by the lawn boy, it’s a billionaire.

Good God, people have too much time on their hands. Not too mention that it’s the billionaires willfully stealing A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY in interest rate charges on the 3 trillion dollars in consumer debt that is causing millions to go homeless and/or lose their credit standing.

Someone should be ashamed for going along.

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