Zooey Deshchanel Has The Best ‘Fifty Shades’ Merchandise Idea Yet
3:00 pm, July 29th | by Laura Donovan
I guess one could say a lot of ‘good’ has come out of E.L. James’s highly-lauded “Fifty Shades” series. Women are schtupping their husbands again and new life is being created thanks to the pages of erotica. But a lot of stupid sales items have resulted from the popular books, so it’s wonderful that doe-eyed cutie pie Zooey Deschanel is the first person to come up with a good way to make money off the novels:
“When will someone open a sunglasses store called fifty shades of shades?” the “New Girl” actress tweeted over the weekend.
Right?! No more “Fifty Shades”-themed panties or bed sheets. How about some sunglasses, dammit? We still have a while before summer ends and the sun goes on vacation for several months. So to those of you who love hating on the brunette beauty, just remember that she’s a solid businesswoman and has suggested the first ever non-lame “Fifty Shades” product. For that, she deserves the world.